{Here are my Quick Quips from last year’s event.}
- Sheamus is over in Chicago. So it’s going to be one of “those” nights.
- And Cara’s out.
- Colt Cabana is in the front row and tweeting live. Coincidence he was able to “find” a front row seat so late?
- Slater has the most heat in this match. Somehow I want to say it’s “X-Pac heat“.
- The commentators keep talking about how whoever wins this match is essentially guaranteed the World Heavyweight Championship. This tells me we might see the first failed cash in.
- Holy. Shit.
- Ok that might have been the worst head scissors I’ve ever seen.
- Kelly just hit a Stunner that was basically no sold…
- Someone in the WWE believes these are the two best Diva options in the company.
- Nothing about this match is entertaining to me.
- I guess it’s good they got those matches out of the way?
- No chance we see Punk before the main event. They’re not going to waste that pop.
- Little ladder fight.
- Nice camera shot, miss Kofi entirely.
- Air Bourne from the ladder should have been a WrestleMania moment.
- “Kofi should leave the dancin’ in the back.” Coming from the Spinarooni “King”.
- So this is how they get the MitB matches to a reasonable number of participants… by injuring them.
- Swagger’s dead.
- Great clusterfuck. I think they could have gone with someone else since Del Rio was ALREADY THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!
- How can Rock/Cena be the biggest match in WrestleMania history if Cena is fired tonight?
- Surprising pop for Randy Orton after how anti-babyface this crowd has been. Wait, there’s the “Randy Sucks” chant.
- I’m impressed that the crowd is this into the match. I thought for sure they’d crap all over it to get to Punk.
- Surprising finish. Orton punt and then Bryan cash in?
- Or crazy, psycho Orton beat down then cash in?
- How do you NOT cash in after that beat down? Makes me believe even more that Bryan will be the first to fail.
- Maybe the best wrestling shirt… ever.
- This is Cena/RVD One Night Stand nuts. And with MUCH more people.
- Cena just threw his shirt to the ONE guy who already had a Cena shirt on.
- Why the hell does Cena shadow box? I’ve never seen him throw a decent looking punch.
- I’m surprised there’s even a small “Let’s go Cena” chant.
- I almost believed Cena’s knee was shot and was going to be really upset we wouldn’t get the match. Wouldn’t get a John Cena match… What is wrong with me?!
- If Cena wins, I hope it’s with like a roll up and not a Super Cena move.
- Wow… Just wow. I think everyone and I mean EVERYONE is shocked! As much as most people wanted this is to happen I don’t think anyone thought it actually would.
