Quick Hits: Total Divas S3 E7 – “The Double-Cross”

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{For those who still don’t know, “Quick Hits” is a style of column that is more “stream of consciousness”-style akin to “live Tweeting a show” while watching the show than a “Thoughts” recap.}

– I will say this, Rosa Mendes definitely brings more sex to the show.

– “You like penis jokes so you’ll enjoy it.” – Nikki Bella to John Cena. So much more makes sense about Cena.

– HA! John Cena’s butt is starring in a Judd Apatow movie. And now it’s turned into a huge issue between John and Nikki. It’s so petty but awesome.

– “I like to think I share most everything to you. But there are just some things you don’t need to know.” – John Cena to Nikki Bella. WOW, are we seeing a John Cena reality TV heel turn?

– Marriage counseling is a great tool for couples who are still in a good place but may have a few issue to polish out. Don’t wait till you’re on the verge of divorce. Granted going to a marriage counselor whose pretty damn hot probably isn’t the best idea.

– TJ’s reaction to going back to therapy is EXACTLY how my significant other feels about going to couples counseling.

– Rosa just went OFF about how she needs constant attention and is looking for her soul mate to a dude on their SECOND DATE! RED ALERT!

– “We’re not divorced yet!” – Nattie to the paparazzi. Just stupid.

– Hello Summer! Well I guess she need to get rid of her one friend so she’s back on the quota of zero.

– TJ and Nattie divorcing is just ridiculous to me. These two have known each other since grade school and were living together for years before the E! wedding. I seriously doubt THIS much would change in 1 year when they’ve been together for almost 2 decades.