Lucha Underground Championship: Matanza (c) vs Cortez Castro
-Dario starts by interrupting Matt Striker and Vampiro. What a great man.
-The dial of doom lands on Dario’s Choice. He chooses Cortez Castro, who Dario of course now knows is a cop.
-Cortez’s arm is still in a hard cast. So this should go well.
-Matanza grabs the arm of Cortez and BREAKS the hard cast. Ouch.
-Cortez moves out of the way of a charging Matanza and hits him a couple times with pieces of his cast.
-Matanza eventually dives at Castro right into his bad arm. He then hits the Wrath of the Gods for the win.
-Dario tells Castro to get plenty of rest “under covers” and then calls him a rat.
WINNER and STILL Lucha Underground Champion: Matanza
-Joey Ryan and Dario have a good laugh at the expense of Cortez. Son of Havoc comes in and says Mascarita Segrada wants a match with Famous B. Dario says the winner of Havoc’s match with Dr. Wagner gets to pick the stipulation of the match. Dario says he doesn’t “half ass” anything.
-Prince Puma comes out and challenges Mil Muertes to a GRAVE Consequences Match. Catrina accepts. Mil tries a sneak attack but Puma thwarts him.
Dr. Wagner Jr. w/Famous B and Brenda vs Son of Havoc w/Mascarita Segrada
-Son of Havoc starts the match off quick with two suicide dives to the outside. He follows it up with a moonsault off the railing.
-Back in the ring Dr. Wagner ducks a clothesline and hits one of his own. He follows it up with a hard powerbomb.
-The crowd chants “YOU SUCK-423” at Famous B.
-Son of Havoc gets a comeback going. He goes to the top and knocks Dr. Wagner Jr. off. Havoc hits the shooting star press for the win.
-Mascarita picks a Belivers Backlash Match. Havoc tells the believers to bring any weapon they can get their hands on, because it is legal.
WINNER: Son of Havoc
-Another Paul London/White Rabbit promo.
Loser Leaves Lucha: Chavo Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio
-Vampiro talks about knowing Chavo for so long and selling the sadness of him possibly leaving.
-We get some basic mat wrestling to start.
-Rey hurricarranas Chavo into Chavo Classic who is sitting in the front row.
-Chavo goes for a hurricarrana of his own but slams Rey down face first on the mat.
-Chavo starts to work over the legs of Rey. He slams the left leg of Rey into the post.
-Rey gets to the top. Chavo gets under him in an electric chair position. But Rey counters into a powerbomb.
-Rey gets Chavo in the 619 position. Chavo Classic comes in and hits Chavo with the chair. The ref calls for the DQ and awards the match to Chavo. Dario comes out and says the match is not over and is now NO DQ.
-Rey gets both of them into the 619 position but Chavo Jr. moves.
-Chavo counters a seated senton into a single leg crab. Rey gets the rope but it is No DQ so Chavo pulls him away. Rey eventually gets out of it.
-After some exchanges, Rey gets Chavo in the 619 position and hits the splash for the win.
WINNER: Rey Mysterio
-If you know me, this is my reaction:
OVERALL: This was actually a really fun show. Despite my constant bashing of Chavo, he put on a good match with Rey. They kept to basics and didn’t have any flash which is absolutely fine. The false finish was well done. And the two other matches were fine. And Dario Cueto was at peak form tonight with his jokes and one liners. Good show.
Until Next Time,
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