-Jinder Mahal arrived with a police escort. Damn, I was hoping those sirens were Scott Steiner returning.
Money in the Bank Opening Segment
-Shane announces that Randy Orton will have his rematch against Jinder Mahal at Money in the Bank.
-Shane announces the Money in the Bank participants: AJ Styles, Baron Corbin, Dolph Ziggler, Sami Zayn. Kevin Owens comes out but Shane says he isn’t in the match. Shane introduces the fifth participant, Nakamura.
-So three guys that lost their matches Sunday are in the match, but KO isn’t?
-KO says that he should be in the match but Smackdown is the land of favoritism. KO makes his case and Shane agrees to it.
-Everyone bickers with everyone about something and states their case for winning the Money in the Bank.
-Shane makes two matches for tonight: Sami Zayn vs Baron Corbin and Kevin Owens/Dolph Ziggler vs AJ STYLES AND SHINSUKE NAKAMURA.
Charlotte and Becky Lynch vs Natalya and Carmella
-Becky controls early on, keeping Carmella on the mat in a headlock and giving her a noogie in the process.
-Natalya tries to come in but she eats a Charlotte dropkick.
-The action is on the side now during commercials. Becky gets tripped by Natalya, allowing the heels to take over.
-Becky escapes the Sharpshooter attempt and tags in Charlotte.
-Natalya suplexes Charlotte but she rolls into her own corner and tags in Becky.
-Carmella comes in and Becky attempts the Dis-Armer. Naomi knocks Ellsworth off the ropes and Becky applies it. Carmella taps.
WINNERS: Charlotte and Becky Lynch
Sami Zayn vs Baron Corbin
-Zayn wins in ten seconds with a quick roll-up.
-After the match, Corbin attacks Zayn. Corbin takes him out with a steel chair. He drops Zayn on the boards of the arena then slams him on the ringside barricade
WINNER: Sami Zayn
-Fashion Files Segment: They go into Commissioner Shane McMahon’s office and assume they are off the case. They hand in their badges and guns and say that the Usos “Day One Was more H than theirs.” Shane says they have already proven themselves and they each get singles matches against the Usos tonight.
Jinder Mahal Title Celebration
-Dancers from India are out and play a celebration song.
-Jinder says everyone boos him because he looks different and no one believed in him. But he proved everyone wrong at Backlash.
-Jinder always sounds like he is out of breath or just came back from a concert when he talks.
-Now he talks to his people of India. India is our ally. Do we really need to do this stereotypical foreigner gimmick?
Tyler Breeze vs Jey Uso
-Jey complains about facing Breeze. Fandango squirts Jey with a squirt gun. Breeze rolls up Jey for the win.
WINNER: Tyler Breeze
Fandango vs Jimmy Uso
-This time Breeze runs around the ring with the old lady wig. Jimmy pulls it off, but Fandango rolls him up for the win!
-Fandango says the Usos got caught, just like if they were wearing white after Labor Day. They want a tag title match. The Usos agree and it’s on.
Smackdown Live Tag Title Match: The Usos (c) vs The Fashion Police
-Usos get control early on Breeze until Fandango gets the hot tag. Fandango hits a DDT for a good near fall.
-Double Super Kicks from the Usos on both men. They go for the splash but Fandango gets his knees up and another good near fall.
-Fandango hits the leg drop but a blind tag was made. The other Uso hits the splash for the win. Booo.
WINNERS: The Usos
-Shane makes a Fatal Five Way match between all the women next week, and the winner faces Naomi at Money in the Bank for the Title.
Shinsuke Nakamura and AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens and Dolph Ziggler
-Nakamura and Styles got no entrances. I know they got them earlier but still.
-After Styles gets the better of Ziggler he tags in Nakamura. Ziggler tags in Owens. KO wants Styles, but Nakamura goes at him with some knees.
-The heels are working over Nakamura the entire second half into another commercial. Nakamura almost makes the tag but Ziggler backs him into their corner and KO hits a cannon ball.
-Styles finally gets the hot tag and goes to work. He takes out Ziggler with the Firemen’s Carry neckbreaker.
-Ziggler tosses Styles to the outside. KO tags in and hits a seated senton on the floor.
-KO tosses Styles sky high for a backdrop then tags in Ziggler. Ziggler takes Styles to the top but Styles escapes and face plants Ziggler and tags in Nakamura.
-Chaos breaks loose. Ziggler breaks up a Nakamura pin attempt. Styles comes in and hits a Pele Kick on KO and goes for the Styles Clash but Ziggler Super kicks him. Ziggler gets taken out with a dropkick. Nakamura then takes out Styles with the Kinsasha for the win.
WINNERS: AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura
OVERALL: The ending shot of Nakamura and Styles staring each other down was great. Fun tag match at the end. Nakamura got beat down a little too much again. I don’t get why the Fashion Police can’t get a tag title run but Jinder Mahal can get a WWE Title run. Oh yeah, because the Fashion Police can’t “market” to an expanding country. The Mahal Celebration was okay. He still sounds ridiculous half time. And where the fuck is Rusev damn it??? Did that angle just get dropped??? If so, DUMB.
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