Quick Hits: WWE Smackdown Live 6.13.17
New Day and The Fashion Police vs The Usos and The Colons
-New Day comes out with a jazz band from New Orleans. They are interrupted by The Usos and then the Fashion Police. Breeze says the Usos Day One is actually G, for Gross. Then The Colons come out and say something and we go to commercial before the match starts.
-Meanwhile American Alpha is in the back wondering why the fuck they aren’t out here right now.
-Jimmy Uso wants Kofi to tag in so he does. But then Jimmy immediately tags out to Epico.
-Kofi and Xaiver land some continuous elbow shots to Epico. Fandango comes in and hits some Flair chops.
-Breeze comes in and is immediately backed into the heels corner and worked over.
-Xaiver comes in. He helps Breeze with a hurricarrana splash onto Primo.
-The heels all run in but are quickly cleared by the faces.
-Breeze got caught by an Uso heel kick from the apron and the heels go back to working him over.
-Kofi gets the hot tag and hits Trouble in Paradise but Jey breaks up the pin.
-Xaiver hits a stomp from the top while Kofi holds Primo over his knee, apparently called the UpUpDownDown, for the win.
WINNERS: New Day and The Fashion Police
-Mojo was cutting a decent promo about getting an opportunity last week and even though he lost the best is yet to come. Zack Ryder then came in and said him and Mojo have unfinished business in the tag team division. Mojo isn’t a bad promo all things considered.
Naomi vs Tamina
-Lana comes out before the match and is at ringside.
-Tamina with the upper hand early on as she slams Naomi into the post.
-Naomi catches Tamina with an enziguri kick but Tamina comes back with a front splash.
-Naomi kicks Tamina again on the top rope then pushes her off and hits a split leg moonsault for the win.
-After the match Lana attacks Naomi and hits a sit out spinebuster and the announcers freak out like she just hit a corkscrew 450.
Jinder Mahal/Randy Orton Face to Face
-Jinder says that Orton is afraid of him and afraid to face him face to face. Jinder says Orton is hiding like a scared garden snake.
-I’m honestly surprised Jinder’s veins aren’t popping out of that suit.
-Jinder speaks to his people of India and Orton’s music hits. The Singh Brothers go out to confront him but Orton sneaks in from behind and hits the RKO.
Charlotte vs Natalya
-Both women exchange some mat wrestling early on. Natalya ends up pulling down Charlotte by her hair.
-Natalya throws Charlotte hard into the middle turnbuckle but Charlotte comes back with some chops and a knee drop.
-Charlotte hits a moonsault for two.
-Natalya comes back with a sit out powerbomb for two.
-Charlotte escapes the Sharpshooter and comes back with a boot to the face for two.
-Charlotte ends up hitting Natural Selection for the win.
-Fashion Files. Someone beat up Tyler Breeze. Fandango draws a pic of stick people and Breeze says that is exactly what they looked like. The best part was a pic of Sami Zayn on the wall with “Generic” underneath it.
Kevin Owens, Baron Corbin, Dolph Ziggler vs AJ Styles, Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura
-The sound fireworks are so out of place for Nakamura’s entrance. Not needed at all.
-Ziggler catches Nakamura with a dropkick and backs him into the heels corner as they take turns working him over.
-Ziggler misses a dropkick so Nakamura tags in AJ Styles and he goes to work.
-KO breaks up a pin. Sami Zayn comes in and tosses KO to the outside then hits a flying swanton to the outside.
-Back in the ring Styles goes for the Styles Clash but Ziggler counters into a DDT for two.
-Now it is the heels turn to work over Zayn.
-Zayn eventually dispatches all the heels to the outside. But he still can’t make the hot tag because Styles and Nakamura get pulled off the apron.
-Styles gets back up on the apron and hits a forearm on Corbin. Zayn then hits the Helluva Kick for the win.
-After the match KO and Ziggler take out Styles and Zayn with a ladder. Corbin then does the same to KO and Ziggler. Nakamura then knocks Corbin off the ladder and hits Kinsasha on him. He climbs the ladder and grabs the briefcase as the show closes.
WINNERS: Shinsuke Nakamura, AJ Styles and Sami Zayn
Until Next Time,
Follow Me On Twitter @JCWonka