Cage Match: Matanza vs El Dragon Azteca Jr.
-Matt Striker sounds like he is losing his voice. So the show is already off to a great start. (no sarcasm)
-El Dragon starts by hitting a moonsault off the top of the cage.
-Matanza regains control and just starts tossing Dragon around into the cage.
-Dragon escapes from the grasp of Matanza and charges. Matanza tosses him over his back and sends him through the cage wall. The ref calls for the bell. But Dario says the match will continue and can only be won by pinfall or submission.
-They brawl on the outside and Dragon hits the DDTJ.
-Dragon tries going after Dario but Matanza stops him.
-They go back into the cage and Matanza starts ripping the mask of Dragon.
-All of the sudden, Black Lotus appears at the top of the cage and hits a crossbody off the top then a crescent kick. Matanza then hits the Wrath of the Gods for the win.
WINNER: Matanza- Pretty weak match with the participants involved.
-Black Lotus powerbombs Matanza after crotching him on the ropes. She calls Dario a liar, but Matanza recovers and hits the Wrath of the Gods on Black Lotus. Okay then.
Cage vs Mil Muertes vs Jeremiah Crane- Match for the Gauntlet of the Gods
-Dario makes this an elimination match.
-Crane hits a running boot on each man in the corner.
-Crane takes out Cage on the outside with a dive. He throws Cage back into the ring but Cage comes back with a running senton to the outside. Mil then hits a dive off the top onto both men.
-Cage sets up a couple of tables. Crane got busted open but he grabs a garbage can and uses it on both men.
-Crane sets up a table of his home. Mil and Crane exchange blows and Mil chokeslams Crane through the table.
-Cage hits a Frankensteiner on Mil then a springboard moonsault for two.
-Crane grabs some skewers and puts them in the skull of cage. Crane then hits a DDT on Cage for two.
-Crane grabs a sheet of glass and sets it up. Mil charges at him but Crane moves and Mil goes through the glass.
-Mil’s arm is busted open. He apron bombs Crane then stops a Cage dive.
-Cage recovers and takes out Mil with a hammer. He then suplexes Crane over the top onto Mil who was set up on two tables. Cool spot.
-Cage eliminates Crane with Weapon X.
-Both men exchange control. Crane comes back in and hits Cage with a chair but gets taken out.
-Mil ends up hitting the Flatliner on the chair for the win.
WINNER: Mil Muertes
-Mil puts on the gauntlet. The lights go out, and King Cuerno appears to take out Mil and Catrina. Cuerno then takes the gauntlet.
-Johnny Mundo mini movie/video package.
Lucha Underground Championship: Johnny Mundo (c) vs Prince Puma, Title vs Career
-Some quick acrobatics from both men early on.
-Mundo catches Puma with a superkick. They both end up on the railing. Mundo escapes. Puma jumps to the apron then hits a double springboard shooting star press to the outside.
-Back in the ring Puma hits a Northern lights suplex but Mundo catches him on the back with an elbow when Puma goes for a suplex.
-Mundo goes for the End of the World but Puma grabs his foot. Puma tries coming back but Mundo hits a standing C4 for two.
-Mundo almost hits the ref. Mundo ducks a kick and Puma accidentally takes him out with a kick.
-Jack Evans and PJ Black come out and beat down Puma. Another ref comes out but Mundo only gets two.
-The Worldwide Underground take out the other ref. Angelico comes out and takes out the World Wide Underground. The second ref, Rick Knox, then takes out the Worldwide Underground with a swanton over the top.
-Puma hits a springboard double knees then a springboard 630 but only gets two.
-Everyone clears out and they reset. Mundo hits an awkward swinging neckbreaker off the top for two.
-Mundo hits the End of the World but only gets two. Mundo goes for it again but Puma gets his knees up.
-Puma fights back and eventually gets Mundo in position for the 630 splash and gets the win.
WINNER and NEW Lucha Underground Champion: Prince Puma- Pretty good match. I don’t think it tops my Top 5 LU matches but definitely Top 10. The interference cancelled itself out in the end.
-HOLD ON. Dario Cueto comes out. He congratulates Puma but then says there will be one more match. It’s Pentagon Dark cashing in the Gift of the Gods Title! Dario tells Puma and Pentagon both of their careers are on the line.
Lucha Underground Championship: Prince Puma (c) vs Pentagon Dark
-Pentagon catches Puma with a superkick coming off the top then a reverse backstabber. Pentagon then breaks the arm of Puma. But Puma “pops it back into place.”
-Puma escapes the Package Piledriver and hits a Northern lights suplex and powers through to hit another suplex for two.
-They throw around kicks. Puma hits a Canadian Destroyer for two.
-Puma goes for the 630 but Vampiro pulls him out of the way. Matt Striker flips out showing how awful of an announcer he is.
-Pentagon hits a package tombstone but only gets two. Pentagon then hits a Package Piledriver for the win.
WINNER and NEW Lucha Underground Champion: Pentagon Dark
-Okay, LOTS of stuff going on in the end:
-Prince Puma is shown leaving and taking off his mask.
-Sexy Star gets a gift from a little girl that is still a spider.
-Mascarita Segrada says he will take the Rabbit Tribe to the White Rabbit.
-Vampiro’s master says he will take down Pentagon.
-Daga (I believe) takes his place as Kobra Moon’s new king. AND HE CUTS OFF THE HEAD OF PINDAR.
-And now the worst part. Dario tells Agent Winter he will get the gauntlet back. Agent Winter says Dario gets a pass, because he will be dead. Dario then GETS SHOT by Agent Winter who says the new boss will clean up his messes. Dario tries making a call to his dad but can’t get anything out.
Well that is a lot to take in. It gives us a couple of new characters for Season 4 if there is one.
Until Next Time,
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